Every Wonder Why Easy Girls Have Such Nice Arms?
Ladies, are your arms flabby and weak. Apparently you’re not giving enough handjobs on a daily basis. Don’t always have a penis handy? That okay, now you have this little item to jerk with. The Shake Weight will let you exercise using those whory skills you learned in college.
(via Big Stupid Idiot: Every Wonder Why Easy Girls Have Such Nice Arms?)
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl’s mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she’ll look like an angry dragon.
I gave your mom an angry dragon last night!
(203): she called me screaming that i shouldn’t ignore her phone calls, because she’s not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn’t want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
(860): what did you do?
(203): i asked her out. that’s so hot.
(860): what did you do?
(203): i asked her out. that’s so hot.
