October 2009
2 posts
August 2009
13 posts
Boner Friendly Swimsuits →
luvvbugg:
frangry:
Some Texts From Last Night
Some texts are tame: (813): No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want. (443): a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy? Some texts could be called obscene or overly focused on sex: (763): there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it (717): this morning i...
July 2009
109 posts
15 Suggestive Photos of Nature - Oddee.com →
angry dragon →
urbandictionarywotd:
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl’s mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she’ll look like an angry dragon.
I gave your mom an angry dragon last night!
“(203): she called me screaming that i shouldn’t ignore her phone calls,...”
– texts from last night
dirty sanchez →
urbandictionarywotd:
after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners lip, forming an authentic looking mexican moustache.
he gave her a dirty sanchez and she never had anal sex again.
Sprite Blow Job Ad →
on a foreign website (since can’t get it on youtube anymore)
“Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I...”
– texts from last night
“I know i’m drunk when the “men” sign on the bathroom sounds...”
– texts from last night
“I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.”
– texts from last night
“you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!”
– texts from last night
“(408): every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was...”
– texts from last night
How to Strengthen Your Vagina →
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