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which era does yours belongs to?
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Some Texts From Last Night
Some texts are tame:
(813): No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
(443): a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Some texts could be called obscene or overly focused on sex:
(763): there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
(717): this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
(603): Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
(307): It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
(707): Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Some texts expose me to worlds I would not have otherwise encountered:
(404): Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
(305): Did you save them?
(404): Who?
(508): Sorry about teling your dad i’d have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
all via http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
Excited man wall hook
The Mr P hanger proves that size really does matter with this Excited Man Hanger. This handy wall hook/hanger can hold your keys, towel, coat, jacket, handbag or cat lead with ease! This silly hilarious coat hanger is simple and a little naughty, so Mr P entertains our office desks and accessorizes our homes in a unique, fun and memorable way!
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i’m laughing harder than i should be.